Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Emergency (Hurricane) Supplies...



Colorado Sky - Photo by Mark W. Laughlin


Some Winners and Losers among the things we keep for emergencies:

Several things are suggested for Texas Gulf Coast residents to keep on hand, in case of emergency.  Basically, when we say “emergency”, we mean Hurricanes.  We get tornadoes of course, but in lower strength and lesser frequency than north of here in “Tornado Alley”.  We don’t have earthquakes or damaging ice storms, so when we “prepare”, we are preparing for hurricanes.

In trying to plan for a storm, you have to narrow down what it is exactly you are preparing for.  With some focus, you can gather supplies that will be handy, without wasted expense, or winding up with stuff in storage that goes bad and is useless when you finally need it.  So as a target, we say we are preparing for a storm that cuts power, water and land-line phones, for a period of about three days, during which time we need to remain at home, because places of employment are also without power, traffic lights don’t work, etc.

Several things are recommended by authorities, and others present themselves, there on the shelf, without your ever expecting that they would be of use.  Some examples:

Batteries:  (Winner)  Important, but make sure you have the right ones, and in proper amounts.  As you’ll see from “flashlights”, LED flashlights are best as they are highly efficient, and thus don’t consume the batteries quickly.  As with all supplies, it’s best not to simply stick them in the drawer and expect them to be charged and ready four years from now when the next hurricane finally strikes.  It’s best to use a battery size that you might also have use for in normal conditions.  As you occasionally buy fresh ones, “rotate your stock” by putting the fresh ones in your emergency supplies, and take out the oldest to use in your daily routine. 

Flashlights:  (Winner)  LED, it’s the only way.  I have a nice (but inexpensive) LED light that takes either 3, 6 or 9 AA batteries.  I used it in my attic once to do some work, and when I came down, I forgot, and left it.  Seven days later, I was again looking for the light, and thought maybe I’d left behind in the attic, I looked and found it…still on and lighting the darkness.  Still on after seven days !!  Get an LED light.  A big winner !!

Water:  (LOSER !)  You need water of course.  During the aftermath of Hurricane Ike in 2008, we lost water pressure for 24 hours or so.  My problem was that I had a LOT of water stored.  It isn’t something we were successful at “rotating stock” with, and so it got old.  The big problem with that was, getting old mostly resulted in the plastic bottles cracking and leaking.  Fortunately for me, I had stored them, 6 gallons each, in plastic tubs that I could more easily move if need be.  The tubs caught the leaks before it made a mess.  So, store a little, and find a way to rotate it.

Matches / Candles:  (LOSER !!)  First, they are dangerous.  If something catches fire, that’s bad, if it happens at the peak of a storm when emergency services cannot respond, it could be a disaster, maybe for your house, maybe for those downwind as well.  Use flashlights, safer, more portable, better all around.

Hand-Crank Flashlights:  (WINNER !!)  We got a few of these from a couple of different sources, mostly trade-show give-aways I think, with various logos on them.  No dependence on batteries, safe, handy, store forever, a real winner.

Hand-Crank Radio:  (WINNER !!!)  We got one some years ago, as a premium gift for donating to public radio.  An AM-FW-Short-Wave Radio, with places for batteries, a plug-in adapter for if the power is on, and a really cool hand-crank on the side, for when all else fails.  You can get storm information, or just listen to music or radio-talk when power is off and the TV-Cable-Computer-Cell-Phone electronic-baby-sitter-devices we all are addicted to, are all dead.  At one point, my younger son (then 19) and I were sitting on the couch, cranking away and listening to music.  My wife asked, “…but, doesn’t it have places for batteries ?”, we just looked at her like she was interrupting and said, “yes”, and went back to cranking.  It gave us something to do.

Glow-Lights:  (A BIG Winner !!!)   You’ve probably seen them, maybe at a hardware or home supply store.  They are about 6 inches (150m) long, ½ inch (12mm) in diameter, and in a foil wrapper.  There is an outer soft plastic shell.  Inside it is a green fluid and a fragile glass vile containing a second fluid.  When you bend the outer tube, the glass vile breaks and the fluids mix.  The tube then begins to glow with a soft, cool green light that lasts about 12 hours.  Perfect in a power outage !  I would break one about the time it got dark, and it would last until morning.  A cool, safe, green glow in the night.  I hung one up so it would be seen by anyone coming up my front walk…wanted all to know someone was home.  Cost about $1.50, last a long time in storage, everyone should have a few.

Paper Plates:  (Another Winner)  When the power is out (ours was out for 16 days following the storm), number one, you don’t have a working dishwasher anymore.  Second, you don’t have air conditioning, and hurricanes are a “warm weather sport”.  So, you don’t feel much like washing dishes.  Worse, if you have electric water heating, you are without a way to properly sanitize dishes (unless you do it the old fashion way, with boiling water, but that means you have access to some other alternative fuel, and not everybody does).  Paper plates, plastic cups, and the like are a big help.

Canned Food:  (Loser)  Well, we failed.  We didn’t rotate our stock, so the cans aged and went bad.  It seems simple enough to, let’s say, keep additional cans of your normal stock of cans on hand, and regularly rotate new for old, so you maintain a fresh stock.  But we also were not desperate enough to sit around eating out of cans, heated on a backyard grill, wanting not to get pans dirty, because we couldn’t wash…  To hell with it, within a few hours of the wind dying down, a Chinese restaurant we know, whose power comes from the line the Hospital is on, was up and running, setting up a makeshift buffet, and feeding all the neighbors.  Toss the cans, go for Sweet and Sour Pork !

Non-Perishable Foods:  (Loser)  First, there’s no such thing as “non-perishables”, cans, crackers, whatever, they all slowly go bad in storage.  Without “rotation discipline”, it’s garbage.  (see above…go for Chinese).

Plastic-Ware:  (Big Winner !!)  My (dear) wife works full time, as do I of course, so we eat take-out food frequently.  Quite often, as a matter of habit, the restaurant places small packets with each dinner, containing a small paper napkin, and a plastic knife, fork and spoon.  Nowadays many restaurants will ask if you need such supplies, before throwing them in the bag, and having you just throw them away later, because instead of eating at your desk, you are taking it home and eating with your normal stainless.  My (dear) wife had a habit of taking the unused packs and sticking them in a box with our camping supplies (hello, we haven’t gone camping in years !).  I of course occasionally fussed at her for hanging on to them and contributing to our (considerable) mess.  Boy was I wrong (dear) !!  Those little things are DAMN handy when the power/water are off.  A BIG winner.  Keep a couple of big handfuls around.

Alcohol Wipes:  (One more Winner !)  I keep the single, foil pack alcohol wipes in my briefcase, car, and office desk.  When there isn’t any water handy, you still need to wash hands and face.  They store well, don’t cost much and have plenty of uses.  Keep some.

Charcoal:  (Neutral)  It stores forever, doesn’t cost much, and could be handy if you need an outdoor fire.  I have the “self-starting” kind, so it’s easy to light.  As it happened, we didn’t need it, but it has other uses, so no big deal.

Propane Gas:  (Winner)  We have an outdoor propane gas grill.  It has a gas bottle that mounts on it for fuel.  I got an extra bottle and keep it in the garage.  Not only am I covered in an emergency, I also don’t sweat running out of gas with the whole family standing around looking at half-cooked burgers on the grill !

Paper Towels:  (Winner)  Like paper plates, they come in quite handy.  No storage or cost issues, so make sure you have them.

Rain Ponchos:  (Neutral)  Had ‘em, didn’t need ‘em, but if we had to move, they might have been handy.  But, they store easily and keep forever, and they are cheap, so why not.

Containers / Portability:  (Winner !!)  You never know when you might have to move.  Water could rise, a tree could destroy your roof, windows could blow in, you might have to leave your primary shelter (your house) and go elsewhere.  Having your supplies in some boxes, baskets or containers that enable you to move them more easily is a really good idea.

Cash:  (Winner)  Absolutely indispensable…opens doors, enables transactions with there is no power to run computers, cash registers or ATM’s, stores easily, doesn‘t spoil.  Everybody should have a little stash of cash (helps to have a safe).

.357 Magnum:  (Another Winner !!)   With Law Enforcement busy securing the city and deterring looting, I slept just fine with my “little Friend” next to me.  Some TV Reporter asked a local Sherriff what he would do in the case of looting.  He said, “We don’t have looting in Texas…Next Question” (and we didn’t !).

 

Take care and…

…Be Prepared.  (Old Boy Scout talking)

 

 

-          Mark W. Laughlin

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

People...


The "No-Nonsense Patrol", Plaza del Sol, Madrid, Feb-2012
 

 don't take too many photos of people...
          ...and definitely not many set-up and posed.
 

Photo by Mark W. Laughlin
Here's one of a lot of people at once,
a crowded day at the Yu Yuan Temple, Shanghai.

 

Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

...or just this one little guy.
(in the post a few days ago about Mutianyu Great Wall, near Beijing)
 
 

Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

I love the green color in this one, Paris, very near the Tour Eiffel. 
I tell people it was taken seconds before the birds attacked, and ate the man. 
 
 

 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

Saw this guy painting Chinese characters, Art Street, Seoul.

 
 
 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

This was a surreal scene.  Brilliant lights cutting through the evening fog,
lighting a permitted protest group, Seoul. 
They were sitting still, quiet, watching a rock singer off to the right,
screaming at the top of his lungs.
 
 

 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

Night life, Madrid, on the Plaza de Castilla.
 

 

Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

A bunch of gringo tourists, a Segway tour at the palace, Vienna, Austria.
 

 
 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

I love this one.  It looks like people sitting on the roof, but it's actually a two level walkway, flower shops below, promenade above.  Tallinn, Estonia.
 

 

Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

And sometimes, art is just lying there in the sun,
waiting for us to walk by.  Montreal, Quebec, Canada. (on a warm day)
 
 
Photos just happen...be ready.
 
 
- Mark W. Laughlin
 
 

Saturday, September 29, 2012

High School - a message for my niece...


Dear Annie…

Now, there is no “Annie,” this is written for my niece, and other young girls her age, so to avoid using their names, I will use “Annie.”  Annie is 14 and has just entered High School.  Of course that’s a big change, new opportunities, new challenges, but I’m sure the main thing her mother, her dad, and I will have on our minds is the biggest and most dangerous change of all…Boys.

Like all young girls, Annie’s eyes will be wide, seeing all there is to see in this new, broader and ever-closer-to-adulthood kind of world that High School represents, and seeing it from the innocent viewpoint of a young girl.  Unfortunately, for Annie and her mother, her mom will constantly be pulling back on the reins, trying to limit Annie’s entries into this new and wilder world.  Why ?  Because her mom knows the dangers.  Why will Annie resent this constant “unfair”, “ridiculous”, “irritating” limitation of her rights and freedoms as a person ?  Because Annie has no idea what lurks out there.  No idea how many creatures there are who will eat her whole, or maybe just chew her up and spit her out.  No idea. 

So, for the next several years, her mom will become an unreasonable bitch.  Maybe, just maybe, in a few years, Annie will realize just what mom helped her to avoid.  Maybe she’ll even give her a big hug, and thank her.  But don’t hold your breath mom, that will not likely happen until she’s grown, married, with a 15 year old daughter of her own…

Tigers:  Tiger cubs are cute.  They pounce and play and purr.  Who wouldn’t love to take one home and keep him as a pet ?  Who wouldn’t fall for that child-like, playful nature, who ?  But, tigers grow up.  Who would jump into the Tiger pen at the zoo ?  Foolish.  In fact, a guy did that just this week here at some zoo in the U.S.  Surprise, surprise, the tiger attacked.  The man was seriously injured, taken to hospital and had his leg amputated.  Why ?  Because the tiger was a mean, dangerous creature ?  NO…it happened because the guy was a dumbass.  Anybody knows an adult male tiger is an eater of men.  Anybody knows that.  Nobody, in his right mind (which this guy clearly wasn’t) would do such a thing.  The tiger only did what is natural for him to do.

So why, pray tell, do young girls get into so much trouble because of contact with male members of the human species ?  Why ?  I’ll tell you.  Because, as I heard in a movie once, “there is no such thing as an innocent man…over the age of twelve”.  Hello…hormones.  It’s not their fault.  They hit puberty and WHAM…massive amounts of testosterone hit them right in the brain.  Hormones race through their veins like powerful drugs…24…7…365.  These hormones alter the way the brain works, affecting the thinking process for as long as the hormones flow, which should be for around 60 years for the average individual.

Folks, such an animal has just crossed a line.  He has crossed the line from “cute tiger kitten” to “adult male tiger”.  Or, more accurately, he has become the dreaded “AMH”…that’s right, an “Adult Male Human”.  I’m trying to be a little funny here, but it’s no joke.  And, I’m not making this shit up.  I have a degree in Psychology, I’m a keen observer of reality, and I’ve been a card-carrying member of the AMH Club for over 40 years now.  Believe me, I know what I’m talking (or in this case writing) about.

So, what do we do, or more specifically, what do Annie and her mother do ?  Well, I hope that Annie will read this and at least get the inkling that there is more lurking out there than she is aware of.  Also, I hope that Annie (and her mom), will recognize that they, as Female Members of the species do not (and can never) think like an AMH.  It takes a testosterone-laced brain to think like a testosterone-laced brain.  And Duh !, since females don’t have the same chemicals in their heads, they will never think the same way.  This is a concept that MANY of the Female Members of our Species simply fail to get. 

To try and illustrate this, I will recall a radio program I listened to a couple of years ago.  It was This American Life, with Ira Glass.  It’s an interesting program because it deals with situations quite different than many of us will ever encounter, on the idea that “different” is interesting and gives us all something to learn about.  In this show, a person was interviewed about her desire to change from a female person into a male person.  Let’s spare many of the details, but summarize to say that this person was one who believed that she was born with the wrong body and wanted to change.  Let’s forget the reasons why and/or the morality of it, and just focus on one very interesting element…the point when they began to inject her with testosterone at the beginning of the “change process”.

The part I found most fascinating was her description of the way she noticed the working of her mind changing as she got the initial doses of testosterone. (S)he began to think differently…a change (s)he could clearly notice, from day one.  (S)he described in detail her thinking as (s)he approached another female on the street, where her eyes looked, what (s)he thought about the curves (s)he saw, the way the other person was walking.  What was so shocking is the precise way that it matched my thinking in similar situations.  It was quickly clear to me that the testosterone had an immediate and profound impact on the behavior of her brain.  It was making her think like one of us (AMH’s I mean).  The same way it changes the “cute little tiger cub” into a full grown “animal”. 

So, face it, I know what I’m talking about.  And, Annie, you need to accept two important facts: 
 
           (1)  You do not understand the world. 
           (2)  You mother does. (and so do your father…and I). 

 

When we say “slow down”, or “no”, or “only if their parents are around”, and “wait, I don’t even know their parents”, you need to listen.  I have a buddy named Mike.  Mike and his wife have a daughter (grown up now).  Mike is a dad that actively pays attention to everything that might cause his daughter harm.  It’s surprising how many tales Mike has about checking out those stories, like “all the other parents said it was ok”, and “yeah, their parents will be there”, only to find out that “oh, I thought the party would be at your house”, or “but they said you would be there…”  If you don’t believe me, let’s call Mike.  He will be happy to tell you all about it.

So, what dangers lurk out there ?  Well, some of the big ones:  pregnancy, drugs, alcohol, car crashes due to drunk driving, fights, sexually transmitted disease…just to name a few.  And I’m sorry, I don’t mean to sound to condescending when I say that you, Annie, do not know enough yet, to see far enough down the road, to avoid this kind of trouble.  You still need your mother.  Once you know more, once you see bad things happen to other people and realize how close those people are to you, you will learn better how to avoid the dangers.  At that point, you will be able to better select a reasonable young man, and form an appropriate relationship with him.  You can begin to know that he respects you and will do his best to take care of you.  Then, you can go forward into the world of adulthood.  Then, your father/step-dad (and maybe even I) will start to tell your mom to ease up a bit.  (maybe)

But for now, “count to ten”, and listen to your mom.
 
-          Uncle Mark
 

(Mark W. Laughlin)


 

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Mutianyu Great Wall

 
Another trip, and another section of the wall this time.  Again, it was great !  The wall sections that are maintained for visitors are great places to visit, well organized, well maintained, and easily accessed.
 
 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

The walk leading up to the wall from the parking area is lined with souvenir shops.

 
 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

You can climb up trails, or you can ride up on a gondola lift, I recommend the lift.  The mountainous area in this section of the wall rises and falls considerably while you are walking along the wall.  Adding a climb up to the level of the wall would be adding some significant uphill hiking.


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

A foggy day.  We weren't able to see the long trailing lines of the wall winding up and down the ridges and hills off into the distance.  We had to satisfy ourselves with shorter views and the effects of the low visibility.
 
 
 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

Cool effect in the towers...you could see the clouds of fog
rolling gently in through one portal and out another.


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

Lots of moisture that day.  It clung to everything.  The Mutianyu section of the wall had very different vegetation than the Badaling section I visited earlier.  The trees come right up to and in some cases over the edges of the wall at Mutianyu.


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

Very few people that morning, partly because of the early hour,
maybe also people saw the fog forecast. 
We had only one day, so we were full speed ahead.


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

Cute little guy.  Calling out to his mom
who had disapeared into the fog. 
(grandfather close behind, looking out for him)


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

It looks cold, but in reality was quite warm and really, really moist.


 
 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

Interesting views along the walls, trees peering through the fog.
 
 
 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

It was eerie at times, hearing voices,
not far away, drifting through the fog,
even though no other visitors could be seen.


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

My day at Badaling was shared with thousands of other visitors. 
But this day, even though the viewing was compromised by the fog,
we had the wall almost to ourselves.


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

A wide variety of trees reach right up to the edge of the wall
for great views through the tree tops.


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

As I say, the wall treks up and down,
providing some strenuous hiking.


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

It seems that this section of the wall is no stranger to moisture.


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

Finally, it began to brighten...a bit...


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

 
...increasing the distance we could see.


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

As the morning passed, more and more people arrived to take part...


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

...and LOTS of them were down in the souvenir area.


 
Photo by Mark W. Laughlin

Couldn't resist adding this shot for a little color.  This fruit appeared to be grown locally (we saw lots of fruit trees on the drive up).  They were selling it roadside and in several locations in the souvenir area.
 
 
The Badaling and Mutianyu sections of the Great Wall are easily reachable by car or bus from Beijing.  If you visit China, I highly recommend flying through Beijing and taking some time to see them.  Wear good walking shoes and be prepared to climb.  Don't hesitate to take the lifts to eliminate some of the effort.


- Mark W. Laughlin
 
August 2012